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by Amanda White

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    This isn't really an album, I just figured I'd put stuff in here that doesn't go anywhere else. And I set the release date back so Toyshop is still the first thing that comes up.
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She was never a whore, just the toast of Patterson. Never one to keep score, or track, or her panties on. She coulda been a porno star, but Kelli wouldn't go that far 'Cept that once in LA, which didn't count 'cause it was lesbian. Last week Kelli, with uncharactaristic conviction Swore that she would regain her sense of clitoral friction So we're heading on a plane to Californ-i-a So the doctors can help our Kelli fornicate. Oh Kelli's getting vaginal rejuvination And I'm going to hold her hand. Kelli what's in the box, Is it cheese or sausages? Don't you know that good things always come in small packagaes? But we're not calling UPS, We're sending out an SOS. Just a matter of time 'til it starts taking hostages. Kelli called up a surgeon to the stars' vaginas And she weighed out the plusses to fix us her minus So she gathered up her pennies from Delila's Den So her old friend could see the light of day again. Oh Kelli's getting vaginal rejuvination And I'm going to hold her hand. It's a long and shady road from a hussy of 15 to a barely legal slut to the BJ giving queen. So Kelli's taking back what is her goddam-given right: A hymen that's intact and a girlie part that's tight. If you take the grand tour of East and West Patterson Spend an evening or more in its finest attraction. Kelli's been reborn at last, like a phoenix from the ash. Little kitty like new, go ahead and pat her, son. So if you're losing wall strength or elasticity bring the fountain of youth to your sweet little kitty. All your sins will be washed away when you're baptized And your sex life is surgically rejuvinized. Oh Kelli's getting vaginal rejuvination and I'm going to hold her hand. Whoah, Kelli's getting vaginal rejuvination and I'm going to hold her hand.

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released November 30, 2002

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Amanda White Salem, Massachusetts

Classically trained singer who performs both opera and original rock.

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